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What is Jane's shame you ask? Well, for one, this sophisticated socialite sure has a questionable grasp on basic anatomy. Enter Tarzan X (and enter he does) AKA The Shame of Jane. After having immensely enjoyed Beyond the Darkness, I wanted to check out some more of Joe D’Amato's oeuvre.

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